cordwainersmith

I'm no loner capable of rendering feet in any lifelike way. Laugh not! I take that back: laugh at my despondency, and at my terrible renditions of feet! For lo, looooooooo, they are gross :} If I've just favourited your figure stock.. it's because there's good photographs of feet in there for me to practise on. Thankyou for providing great stock :}

apparently, in this area, humans work for 50 conscious hours, then rest for 24, then start the cycle anew. i'm contemplating this with the juice of a fat peach smeared all over my nostrils. i would like to change this ratio. who here has done it? how has it benefited them? Please evaluate, yes? XO M.

help, help, how does one manage things?  how does one fire people and sleep? actually, wait, I can fire people and sleep, thanks to a sentence from someone very dear to my heart (looking at you, em#1!), but, er, tell me, how do I fire an unctuous troll and still sleep, when i know i have to work for their mum in a different job, the next day? ... ahahaha casual employment. grimace. it's that bad but it's still fucking hilarious. emememe ---promotinate, promotinate PS  NOT GONNA WORK FOR YOU KIM YOU ARE ENMINIONATED ENOUGH ALREADY